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Survivor Duck: 15 Years and 17,000 Miles Later (weirdasiannews)

For 15 years there have been thousands of “Made in China” bathtime ducks floating halfway around the world’s oceans. Just recently the armada of yellow rubber friends started to arrive in Clyde, Scotland and are about to begin showing up in the Glasgow river.

The mass of yellow ducks, blue turtles, and green frogs broke free from a container in Pacific ocean due to bad weather 15 years ago.

The destination was supposed to be Tacoma, Washington but instead, they have traveled over 17,000 miles landing in Hawaii and have even been iced in the Arctic. Now they’re expected to be heading to South-West England.
The toys have greatly helped scientists in researching world ocean currents. You can easily recognize the toys with the faded white colors and a “The First Years Inc” stamp, which was who the toys were made for originally.

Man Pulls Vehicle With His Eyelids (weirdasiannews)

You can hardly surf the web these days without some reference to an Asian person who is pulling some obscene heavy object with a small part of their body.

Dong Changsheng, is no stranger to great feats having spent over 35 years practicing Kung Fu, he travels around China performing magic tricks.

Below, Dong pulls a car with his eyelids for about 30 foot in the Jilin Province of China. The 44 year-old man credits his ability to accomplish such a challenge to Quigong, a system of deep breathing exercises.

Yup… Breathing Exercises…

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