This is the funniest, GAY-EST thing in the universe.TRUST ME.

(THIS IS A MUST WATCH! The video consists of ep1 and ep2)

Surgeon Oh Surgeon

A surgeon cut off four of his fingers to cash in on a £1.4million insurance payout, a court has heard.
Dr Manfred Tauber claims he was cutting down a tree with his wife, who slipped and severed his fingers.
But insurance investigators found no traces of his DNA on the saw and say the cuts were too precise to have been caused by a chainsaw.
Tauber and his wife, from the eastern town of Zehdenick, each face up to ten years in prison if they are found guilty.

(HE LOST THOSE FOUR FINGERS FOREVER)

The Real Simpsons

This is the video of Real People doing the Simpson's Intro.
You've GOTTA see this..

One BILLION dollar blunder

When Tekle Zigetta tried to pass off counterfeit money he forgot one thing – there is no such thing as a $1billion note.
Police investigating the 45-year-old found 250 of the fake notes in his Hollywood apartment in January.
Tekle has pleaded guilty to trying to bring cash, phoney notes and a fake $100,000 gold certificate into the US.
'You would think the $1billion denomination would be a giveaway that they are fake. But some people are still taken in,'said a secret services agent.

Cute or Sad?:Chicken with fur for feathers.

So far all my "Cute or Sad" polls have concluded with "Sad". Lets see if this poll is any different.

The Cat Who Senses Death

By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer

Wed Jul 25, 7:25 PM ET

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," said Dr. David Dosa in an interview. He describes the phenomenon in a poignant essay in Thursday's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.
"Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one," said Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor of medicine at Brown University.

The 2-year-old feline was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. The facility treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.
After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar would make his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He'd sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would wind up dying in a few hours.

Dosa said Oscar seems to take his work seriously and is generally aloof. "This is not a cat that's friendly to people," he said.
Oscar is better at predicting death than the people who work there, said Dr. Joan Teno of Brown University, who treats patients at the nursing home and is an expert on care for the terminally ill

She was convinced of Oscar's talent when he made his 13th correct call. While observing one patient, Teno said she noticed the woman wasn't eating, was breathing with difficulty and that her legs had a bluish tinge, signs that often mean death is near.

Oscar wouldn't stay inside the room though, so Teno thought his streak was broken. Instead, it turned out the doctor's prediction was roughly 10 hours too early. Sure enough, during the patient's final two hours, nurses told Teno that Oscar joined the woman at her bedside.
Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death. Most families are grateful for the advanced warning, although one wanted Oscar out of the room while a family member died. When Oscar is put outside, he paces and meows his displeasure.

No one's certain if Oscar's behavior is scientifically significant or points to a cause. Teno wonders if the cat notices telltale scents or reads something into the behavior of the nurses who raised him.
Nicholas Dodman, who directs an animal behavioral clinic at the Tufts University Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine and has read Dosa's article, said the only way to know is to carefully document how Oscar divides his time between the living and dying.
If Oscar really is a furry grim reaper, it's also possible his behavior could be driven by self-centered pleasures like a heated blanket placed on a dying person, Dodman said.
Nursing home staffers aren't concerned with explaining Oscar, so long as he gives families a better chance at saying goodbye to the dying.

Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his "compassionate hospice care."

Bunny Sticks Tongue Out.

Super Duper Ultra Cute Bunny.Look below for zoom in pic.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows

For those of you who haven't gotten the book yet, this is the whole book in PDF format. You can download the file and read the whole book!

>>Download<<

Is this picture CUTE or SAD?

(**CHICK DID NOT DIE**)

POLL: Is this picture CUTE or SAD?

Making Blog More Interactive.

In a bid to made Hello Cute Animals more interactive, im testing out a new POLL system to see what viewers actually think.


Some of you may remember this photo. A few seconds after this photo was taken, the tiger attacked her. So whose fault was it? The tiger for attacking the woman or the woman(annoying faced) for SITTING on the tiger(adorable)?Who do you support?

Some People Are Just So Mean..(Such a sad story)

I feel so sad after reading this story.

An Indian couple in Tamil Nadu, taking their garbage to the local dump, found an unwell 75-year old woman lying on the dump.
Apparently she had been thrown out of her home by her daughter and grandsons who were tired of taking care of her.

One of the rescuers was amazed by what the lady said: “She never complained about her family’s behavior, only rued the fact that she couldn’t move without help”.

The old woman, named Palaniappan, told the rescuers that her youngest daughter had argues with other family members on who would take care of her. Finally she enlisted the help of her sons to take their grandmother to the dump and leave her there.

Politicians were outraged over Palaniappan’s story and vowed they would ensure that action would be taken against the daughter.

“I have asked the collector (a local official) to take care of the old lady, and take legal action against the children,” said state Social Welfare Minister Poongothai.

Many people in Tamil Nadu go by only one name.

Competition 2: Secret Word

somewhere on this site i have implanted a secret word. guess what the secret word is and tell me on the tagboard. first to guess gets lunch from me. ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.pufferfish

World's biggest carp.

A Thai fisherman caught what is believed to be the largest carp in the history. It weights about 260 lbs, while the old record was only 88 lbs.

The guy was just out testing his newly built fishing rod in Bung Sam Lan Lake and got lucky, ended up catching the biggest carp ever in the history.

Dog with heart shaped pattern on body!!

A Chihuahua puppy has been born in Japan with a large, clear, heart-shaped pattern on his coat.

Shop owner Emiko Sakurada said that she had been breeding dogs for several years now and had never come across such strange markings.
She says that she has no plans to sell the puppy. She has named the small dog: “Heart-kun”.

COOLEST monkey n dog in the universe.

COOLEST video you'll ever see.

cutest FAT cat in the world

Cruelty to humans.

Man Trains Goldfishes to do Tricks.VERY NICE.

Strange Japanese Inventions

OK..i will side track abit(NOTHING to do with animals). i came across these pictures n wish to share them with you.


Strange Japanese Inventions Saturday, March 10th, 2007

No Teeth? Don’t worry. We got you covered.


We all know how bothersome a smoking roomate or city living pollution can be. When you feel you need a breath of fresh air just slap this baby on.



I personally hate having to struggle carrying out more than 5 or 6 yard tools at once. Why not make something to have a variety of tools in one. Like a Swiss Army Plow.

LASTLY...

The can on the left is Curry flavored Poop and the one on the right is Poop flavored Curry.
So which one would you rather eat?

Stupid Woman

This woman gets mauled by the tiger. So who's fault is it? the tiger or the stupid annoying faced woman?



Woman Said: "And out of nowhere, the tiger grabbed me"
(Danial would have said: "Maybe the tiger just didnt like your face. That would be totally justifiable for its actions.")

Man catches a BLUE lobster

Once in a Blue Lobster

Carl Roper didn’t win the lottery, but he stumbled across something just as rare in the waters off .

As usual, the 66-year-old fisherman was working just off Kings Point, Victoria County, during the early-morning hours. But not as usual, he got quite the surprise when he realized he had caught a bright blue lobster in one of his traps. Mr. Roper said he was hauling up the string of traps and noticed something, well, a little different in the very last one.
"I hauled it up — it was only in about six feet of water — and just before I got to the boat I knew there was something strange in it," Mr. Roper said from his Ingonish home.

"So when I got aboard the boat, I knew it was a blue lobster."
He said he has never come across anything quite like this colourful crustacean in his more than 50 years of fishing, although two years ago he caught a black lobster speckled with yellow dots. "I took him out and I looked at it for awhile," he said of how he reacted upon discovering his most recent unique catch. "I had a helper with me in the boat and showed it to him. "Then we took it where I sell my lobsters down at the other wharf. All the guys there, they’d never seen one like it before."
Mr. Roper said the aggressive male lobster, which weighs about a pound and is market size, undeniably sticks out like a sore thumb."It’s really blue," he said. "He’s blue from one end to the other."

Suddenly Famous
Mr. Roper said he became a bit of a star Saturday in the local fishing community. "You get a lot of attention down on the wharf with all the other fellas coming and checking it." He planned to donate the lobster to Fisheries and Oceans Canada, the Fisheries Museum of the Atlantic in Lunenburg or another museum.

"I wouldn’t sell it to a buyer or cook it myself or anything," he said.
Mr. Roper’s daughter, Shauna Robbins, said her father is "pretty proud" of his finding and has been showing it off to his grandchildren in Ingonish. The kids named the oddball critter Grampy, after their grandfather. "They thought it was pretty neat," said Ms. Robbins, who lives in Kentville with her two young children.

Blue lobsters are considered about a one in a million occurrence, although some sources suggest they’re even less common than that. "You don’t normally get to see that," she said. "Especially when I went on the (Internet) and just Googled it and realized how rare it is. It’s like winning a Lotto ticket."

Another Strange Woman from India

Attention Michael Jackson. Actually, never mind.

We almost wanted to tell the monkey-lovin' Jacko about Namita Das, a woman living in India who not only adopted a pet monkey but also decided to raise it just like a human baby. That includes breastfeeding.

“Yes, I breastfeed him,” Namita told the BBC. “He is my son.”

According to the report, the woman and her husband found the monkey nearly dead beneath a tree following a bad storm. It had lost its parents, so Namita decided to take on the role of Mom.
Her daughters, Dipti and Tripiti, don’t seem to mind. There's apparently plenty of Namita milk for everybody and BBC said the girls treat little Buru as a sibling. “I did not have a son. God finally gave one,” Namita was quoted as saying.

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GO to www.danializzat.tk for the most coolest speed drawings/paintings ever.serious.

This is damn funny!

China people can control pigeons.this is so mean.

China, the country where ppl eat anything that moves, are now able to control pigeons by remote!

Giant Penguin! (approx 1.6m tall!)

This is why we should not drink..

Panda bites man. Man bites back.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Resist any suuden urges to touch the panda
A Zoo visitor sank his teeth into a panda after having a drunken tussle with the animal, it was revealed on Wednesday.
Zhan Xinyan downed four jugs of beer at a restaurant near the zoo before setting off to see the pandas.

While watching one of the creatures, named Gu Gu, he felt a sudden urge to give it a big hug and jumped over the wall into the enclosure.
But the panda, which was nodding off, became startled and sank its teeth into Mr Zhang's right leg. The 35-year-old got angry and kicked the panda, who then bit his other leg.
The pair then brawled around the enclosure until Mr Zhang bared his own fangs. 'I bit the fellow in the back,' he said, adding: 'Its skin was quite thick.'

Other tourists yelled for a zookeeper, who soon got the six-year-old panda under control by spraying it with water. Mr Zhang, from the central province of Henan, was taken to hospital and needed stitches in his legs.
After he sobered up he said: 'I have seen pandas on television before and they seemed to get along so well with people.
'No one ever said they would bite. I just wanted to touch it. I was so dizzy from the beer. I don't remember much.'
Ye Mingxia, a spokeswoman for Beijing Zoo, confirmed the incident had happened but would not give any details.

'Gu Gu does not appear to be in any pain from Mr Zhang's bite,' she said. 'We are not considering punishing the panda. He has suffered quite a bit of shock.'

Man who thought he was a Cat

Cat man rescued from treeWednesday, December 8, 2004

A MAN WHO believes he is a cat had to be rescued by firemen after getting stuck up a tree.
Children attempted to coax him down with a saucer of milk
Shoppers spotted the man mewing for help and called rescue services after he was still there more than an hour later in a village outside Milan.
Children attempted to coax him down with a saucer of milk, but the 46-year-old cat-man had to be carried down a ladder by firefighters, it was reported.
He was taken to hospital in Milan where he is undergoing psychiatric tests.

FAT CAT. look at it run up the stairs! hahah!

World's fattest moggieWednesday, May 9, 2007
Meet Orange Thing -- OT to his friends.
The ginger moggie is the fattest cat ever recorded by Guinness World Records.
He weighted in at 40.9lb (18.6kg) by Guinness World Records before the body stopped recording animal weights in 1998 through fear their owners were purposely fattening them to unhealthy levels.

He is so over weight he has to stop to catch his breath at the top of the stairs, pretending his is just stopping to clean himself to save his dignity.

Guinnes World Record Fat Cat

But he is not the fattest cat ever 'unofficially' recorded.
Last year a seven-year-old cat from Bournemouth called Honey tipped the scales at 19kg.
There have even been reports of a 38kg feline from Minnesota, USA.

Swiss eat puppies and kittens on pizza.

Menu that makes you howlTuesday, January 13, 2004

PUPPIES AND KITTENS are on the menu in some parts of Switzerland.
When a farmer's cat or dog has babies there are bound to be spare ones
While in most of Europe eating man's best friend is prohibited, the Swiss only bar the trade and distribution of its meat and meat products, not its private consumption.
An animal welfare group urged the government to close this legal loophole.

'Depending on personal preferences the dogs are stored in red salt or a herbal mix for two weeks and are then smoked in the house fireplace," said Norbert Guenster, manager of the Germany-based European Animal and Nature Protection Association.

'We think the Swiss government should protect dogs and cats and prohibit their consumption.'
Swiss animal welfare groups say it is hard to estimate how many pets land in Swiss frying pans each year but a law would not stop the longstanding tradition because what gets served for dinner in private homes is none of the state's business.

'When a farmer's cat or dog has babies there are bound to be spare ones,' said Rita Dubois at ProTier, a Zurich-based animal welfare organisation. 'The logic for the farmers is if they have to kill them anyway, they might as well eat them.' PUPPIES AND KITTENS are on the menu in some parts of Switzerland.

New Breed of Hairless Dogs.

Bald truth about dogsAnne Campbell - Thursday, March 2, 2006

A dog lover prevented from keeping pets by a hair allergy has been saved – after breeding five bald pooches.
These dogs have changed my life
Michael Daniels always wanted a dog of his own but broke out in a rash and suffered fits of sneezing if he went near anything furry.
After years of searching, he stumbled across the American hairless terrier.
Mr Daniels imported a dog and a bitch from the US and set about breeding pups for fellow allergy sufferers.
And the result is Britain's first litter of five hairless pups – four males and one female.
The 34-year-old, of Romford, Essex, said:'Living with allergies has restricted my choice of pets, but these dogs have changed my life.'
His bald initiative has worked – all five pups have been snapped up.

Crazy man..

Man attacks 'vampire' peacockMonday, July 2, 2007 - Monday, July 2, 2007

Beware the evil peacock beast
A peacock was attacked by a man who claimed the bird was a vampire.
The bird had been sitting on top of a car in a Burger King car park in Staten Island, New York.
It was being fed bread by the restaurants employees when it was attacked.

Hamster comes back to life after being COOKED

A hamster was miraculously brought back to life after being cooked by accident.

The pet, called Christmas, must have had a gnawing feeling something was wrong when his cage was left on top of an oven and the hob was turned on by mistake.

The cage burst into flames and Christmas became a furry fireball.
When firefighters arrived to put out the blaze, the rodent was lying on his back with his charred legs in the air and tongue hanging out.

Officer Mark Spinks, 36, admitted: 'We all looked at each other and said, “That hamster is a goner”.'
But when colleagues gave Christmas a blast of oxygen, a few nips of Ribena and rubbed his belly, they were amazed to see him splutter back to life.
The drama unfolded after owner Stacy Bell, 24, moved Christmas into the kitchen because he was keeping son Dylan, four, awake.
Christmas is now recovering but hamster, egg and chips is unlikely to return to the menu at the Bell household in Dagenham, Essex.
Mrs Bell said: 'I am pleased Christmas is OK. The firemen were brilliant.'

Zorse

A single-zorsed storyThursday, June 28, 2007
Meet Eclyse – an animal that looks like it was assembled in one of those dodgy garages where they weld halves of two stolen cars together.
But Eclyse isn't the result of some crazed Doctor Dolittle with a god complex. It's a zorse – a zebra/horse hybrid, born on a ranch in Germany. And she's the product of a holiday romance.
While most zorses have stripes across their whole body, Eclyse only has two blocks of stripes – on her face and her rear.
The pure white areas she gets from her mother, a horse called Eclipse. Eclipse's owners sent her to a ranch in Italy for a while – where she met a rugged, handsome zebra called Ulysses.
One thing led to another – and when she got back home to Germany, Eclipse surprised her keepers by producing a little half-horse, half-zebra with highly unusual markings.
Ranch spokesman Udo Richter commented: 'You can tell she is a mix just by looking at her. But in temperament she can also exhibit characteristics from each parent.
'She is usually relatively tame like a horse but occasionally shows the fiery temperament of a zebra, leaping around like one.'

IRONY:Man Marries Dog For Good Lucky but Dies 3 Days Later.

A 75-year-old man in Nepal married a dog in a local custom to ensure good luck only to die three days later, a newspaper reported.

With his son and other relatives by his side, Phulram Chaudhary tied the knot with a dog on Saturday in Durgauli village in the southwestern Kailali district.

He was following a custom of his Tharu community which holds that an old man who regrows teeth must take a dog as a bride.
"He believed that this would help him avoid great misfortune later in life. However, he died a few days afterward," the state-run daily Gorkhapatra said.

Cute To da MAX

Woman Marries Self

*I dont have a picture of the woman so i shall buy a pic of a baby seal instead and yes, i know its damn cute*

Woman marries herself

Singles frustrated with trying to find a spouse now have a solution, thanks to the new re-definitions of marriage. A woman in the Netherlands is getting married to herself. 30-year-old Jennifer Hoes has set the date for May 28. She has her wedding dress, her friends and family have their invitations, and the dinner will cost $22,000. The wedding itself will be in the city hall of Harleem. Apparently, in the anything-goes marriage laws of the Netherlands, the wedding will be legal.

She told Dutch and German newspapers that she will vow to "love, respect and honor" herself in good times and in bad. "We live in a 'Me' society," she said. "Hence it is logical that one promises to be faithful to oneself."

All of this leads UPI religion editor Uwe Siemon-Netto, who reported the story, to wonder:
This leaves of course a number of unanswered questions: Will she fall for the postmodern rage and adopt a double-barreled name -- Jennifer Hoes-Hoes, for example? And what if she ceases to like herself -- will divorce be an option, and which Hoes will get the car?

Indeed, what if she should fall in love with somebody else deeply enough towed him -- must she first send herself packing? In case she doesn't butstill says, "I do," to the guy, would this be considered an act of bigamy?Could she go to jail for that? "There's room for two rings on my finger,"she said.